Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.