Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office