Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

They're both Paris shooters

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.