Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.