Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

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I think we should see other peepholes.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Who knows where they went?

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