Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.