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Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

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Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.