Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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He thought the bond was ironic.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Somebody took a corner!

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Turban Outfitters

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You make me Sikh!

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