What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Sunscribe.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Sununday.

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

Loading...

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!