What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!