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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel