What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.