What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!