What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

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How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!