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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift