What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.