V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
They have the knights watch.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
It was just a matter of time.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Because they spend years at sea.
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Pork and beans
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
They're not infallible
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
