What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

V Jokes More V Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.