What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

V Jokes More V Jokes

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.