I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
They might give you Hi-V back!
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
They're not infallible
There are more ducks on that side.
There are more birds on that side.
It's because that side has more geese.
Asparagoose
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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
Raisin' Bran.
It had freed up one GB of space.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
A firequaker!
Duck.
A miner infraction! From, posted by
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
He had her.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
An irrelephant.
