I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
They might give you Hi-V back!
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
They're not infallible
There are more ducks on that side.
There are more birds on that side.
It's because that side has more geese.
Asparagoose
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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Deterrent.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
AVOCADO'S NUMBER!
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
It's days were numbered.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Juan v Juan