Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
They're not infallible
There are more ducks on that side.
There are more birds on that side.
It's because that side has more geese.
Asparagoose
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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
There's more geese on that side.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
I'm Thor
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
He starts coffin...
Everyone got swine flu
A bouncing baby boa!
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
They only have one I.
She got a Zebra.
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Follow the power cord.
Follow the lieder!