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What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

V Jokes More V Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.