What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible