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What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.