What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.