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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.