Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.