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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Plain Bagel Jokes More Plain Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.