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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.