What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!