Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.