Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels