Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.