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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!