Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.