Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel