Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.