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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Mussel Jokes More Mussel Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.