Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Mussel Jokes More Mussel Jokes

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.