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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.