Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.