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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!