What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!