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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.