What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What for?

Ref: The rest of the match!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!