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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.