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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!