What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!