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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..