What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.