Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Under a-rest.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
You weed out the rest
He resisted a rest.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
Rest in pieces.
3, and the rest are true stories.
For resisting a rest.
Resisting a rest.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
The rest of her is cold too.
An antique.
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
One... The rest are true stories.
There ain't no rest for the wicked
I rest my queso.
He was just a nerdy digger.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
They're always eager for more on their pate.
Ref: The rest of the match!
I rest my case.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Because the rest are weekdays.
It's a long story.
The rest of your life.
Because torque is cheap
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Rest in **police**.
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Alan RIPman
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
He's resisting a rest!
A change is as good as a rest!
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Boris' Karl loft.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
He just wasn't into resting.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
The rest of them will write Perl
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
They torque it..
You guys have no life!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
There where you left him.
Bronco-saurus!
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Now, I tweet them
I don't know but I can look it up for you.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
They both have Transparents.
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
