Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.
Under a-rest.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
You weed out the rest
He resisted a rest.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
Rest in pieces.
3, and the rest are true stories.
For resisting a rest.
Resisting a rest.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
The rest of her is cold too.
An antique.
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
One... The rest are true stories.
There ain't no rest for the wicked
I rest my queso.
He was just a nerdy digger.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
They're always eager for more on their pate.
I rest my case.
Because the rest are weekdays.
It's a long story.
The rest of your life.
Because torque is cheap
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Rest in **police**.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
He's resisting a rest!
A change is as good as a rest!
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Boris' Karl loft.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
He just wasn't into resting.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Because he liked sole music!
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Dishrespectful...
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
Whedon?
When I'm weed you)
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
