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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%