How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why do we all marry?

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

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There ain't no rest for the wicked

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It didn't have any pickups

When do you ground an astronaut?

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What's math?

People who give 110%

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%