Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.