Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!