Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee