Bald Jokes

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Wrinkle Jokes More Wrinkle Jokes

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.