Hare loss.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
They're always eager for more on their pate.
Toupee or not toupee
When your bald!
Eagle
It was a bird of pray
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
Sir Loin.
In the cabernet
Because it's wal-mart.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
A key.
You go Soul-searching.
Crossfit