Bald Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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A MIDI-val file.

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They have turtlenecks

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