Bald Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!