Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.