Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.