Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.