Native American Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

Why did the Native American hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the Native American do after culinary school?

He became a Souix chef.

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

You might also enjoy:

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

White Baby Jokes More White Baby Jokes