Native American Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

Why did the Native American hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What did the Native American do after culinary school?

He became a Souix chef.

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

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The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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