Native American Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

Why did the native american hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What did the Native American do after culinary school?

He became a Souix chef.

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

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They were all born on holidays.

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An anti-socialist

Who lose in the presidential debate?

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Because it was white and on his land!