Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions, but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

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Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.