Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
A stagnation
Listen closely.
He listens to his old music.
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
A hoedown!
You put a guitar in his hands.
Trans-Fender.
Bing down the house!
Full House.
The heretic kept crossing the warp
If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
Punishment.
Post office.
