Drink, Pray, Truck
You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
He thought he was melting.
Because seven, eight, nine.
Because seven times seven was odd
Get off me holmes!
An hour after its landed its still whining.
The tomato was in a can.
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Mitosis!
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
A four term US senator.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
A trombone!
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Because then World War 3 would never happen
