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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.