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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...