What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.