What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck