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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.