Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They both run in your jeans (genes)
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Law suits!
Denim, denim, denim.
Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...
A fuel injected pickle.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Steel wool
Terrier-fied!
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
My zipper
My zipper.
I love ewe!
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
