Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Denim denim denim!
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
The guy would survive the first round.
M'alady
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
A sheep.
Sis boom baa Carnac
"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
Owld Lang Syne.
My zipper.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because he was dead
Scott!
Kilt