Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What do you call the Scottish dentist?

Phil McCavity!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!