Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Denim denim denim!
They both have flies on them.
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
So they know where to stop shaving
Because B-shells were too small.
A frog with hiccups!
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Because it was a cloud
Banned from the petting zoo...
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
It got week old.
My zipper.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
He kilt himself
A hopscotch
