Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead ...

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?