Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead ...

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.