Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.