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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.