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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.