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How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.