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How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"