How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.