How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

42 Jokes More 42 Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42