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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them