What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.