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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them