What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them