What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.