What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!