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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Coupe Jokes More Coupe Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor