Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Coupe Jokes More Coupe Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor