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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Coupe Jokes More Coupe Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.