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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Coupe Jokes More Coupe Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.