Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Coupe Jokes More Coupe Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor