Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.