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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor