What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor