What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor