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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.