What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.