What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.