What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why are astronauts successful people?

Because they always go up in the world!

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!