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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

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You mean across

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He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Don't stop, bereaving!

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Didn't wake up this morning...

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My Bologna had a first name.

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He was a thief

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Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!