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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

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Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.