What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!