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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.