Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu