Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Take your combat boot off his head.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Because they'll Pikachu
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT