Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!