Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us