Why not 17 What's stopping us
Half a cat.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Because it's not stroganoff.
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
It had a nervous breakdown.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because he enjoys living in denial.