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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.