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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

Aaron Jokes More Aaron Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us