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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.