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Store Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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Your Age Is Only Math

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee