Store Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.