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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

New Jokes More New Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving