Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.