Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal