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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.