Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!