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What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!