What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.