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What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.