What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off