What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.