What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.