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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"