What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.