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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

End Jokes More End Jokes

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror