What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.