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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.