What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.