What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date