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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

Free masonry.

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.