Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

End Jokes More End Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift