Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter