Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it