Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.