Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.