What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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On a plane.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.