What's the difference between life and ...

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.