Life eventually ends.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
On a blind date
Babe, it's a valve!
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
He had no leg to stand on.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
