What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.