Life eventually ends.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
She became salty.
What is life without a porpoise?
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
