Life eventually ends.
A $100 bill makes change
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
He made melon-ade
A howler monkey.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
