Rant Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.