Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

Wav

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents