Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a joke?

My life...

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.