When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Life eventually ends.
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
Hillary got off Scott-free.
The best joke I've ever heard!
He heard it was a growing field.
My life...
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Hugh Heifer
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
They torque.
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because they always bring boos.
Rugs and kisses!
Darth Vader.
Firetruck
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.