The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
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Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.