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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh