Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.