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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.