Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.