Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Because the subject is still to immature.
To stop it from falling out.
Everywhere.
When the sandwich drops I'm sad.
Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.
To prevent tooth DK.
Because he was barefooted!!!
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Hugh Heifer
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh