Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.