Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.