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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh