Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'