What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What time is it in New York City?

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