What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.