What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork