What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.