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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.