What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango