Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section