Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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There was a face off at centre ice.

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TRIGGER-nometry

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

What's a feminist's favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.