How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.