How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said