How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.