How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.