How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards